Wednesday 28 December 2011


Hangpa tau dak..kucin paling mahai bukan jenih parsi gebu2 tu.. dlm site ni
ada gtau Ashera adalah kucin yg paling mahal d pasaran.

Breed ni hasil kacukan African serval dgn Asian leapord cat.price? £12,000= RM 59 590 plus plus... boleh beli keta sebiji. Namun demikian, kata penjual si Simon Brodie ni, kucing ni x panas baran dan low maintenance pet ( yela mood baik ..dh kuar modal dekat 60K tuuu)


So... guys....Anyone interested in buying Ashera?

RM 59590-Comei dak?




Tuesday 27 December 2011

Cat Breeds


Aku perasan kat Malaysia ni..kalo ada kucing bulu panjang...trus kata breed parsi.. kalo bulu pendek..kucing local.. trus kata x standard.. padahal, kucing breed apa pun ada keistimewaan masing2. aku dh bela kucing since aku umo 6 tahun ( family aku jenis suka kucing) ..so based on pengalaman... mmg pada aku, bela kucing ni dpt tenangkan fikiran, improve the relationship among family members & membawa rezeki.. <-- mak aku slalu ckp kucing ni berdoa sebenarnya utk tuan dia..( if you treat them well ). Pada aku, kucing ni cerdik, understanding and attention seeker. Ko akan terhibur bila dok ngan kucing..

Kt bawah ade aku selitkan cth breeds yg wujud d muka bumi nih.. chekedaouuuutttt...

Ps: apesal aku slalu teruja bile tgk kucing aku tido? and mesti aku nak kacau2 dia sampai dia bangun.. tebiattttt


Source: Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cat_breeds. Visit their site for more breeds

klik pic to enlarge okehhh



New feline in da house...


Source: google.


Straightly after gotten back from Cameron highland, Mr J bought me a Persian kitten. he's so petite yet cunning. As a cat lover, i never had a persian breed before. Normally i'll take care of the stray cats that wondering around my house. So this time its a bit special to me.. agak ciwi di situ..pantang tgk dia busuk sikit..mmg aku kasi mandi. The thing is, persian is more sensitive and fragile as compared to our Malaysian short hair (kasi glemer sikit namanya) breed. kalo kucing aku dulu slamber je aku mandi lasak2, bg mkn mcmc2 and lepas merata2.

Now, leo mandi dia kena guna air suam... lepas mandi kene lap kering2 ..n pakai hair dryer.. tu la 1st hair dryer aku. kt aku pn x pnah terpk nk pakai hair dryer..but utkmu leo ko dpt spesel treatmen d situ. Makan, should be the cat food. yang ni i'm not too rigid...gile nk spend on royal canin je everytime.. aku pun mkn nasik lemak rm0.60 jer sehari. kalo nk lepas...only in da house or in our car. leo ni aku considered as a proud and show offy sikit. kalo lam keta, dia suka dok kt belakang.. n akan pandang2 luar tingkap. kekadang suka dok atas kepala aku time aku drive.. but not when mr J's around. he'll behave and sit nicely on my lap. ade aura apa kt hubby aku nih.



Tragedi berdarah

* Post ni mmg sgaja ditulis dgn bahasa informal.


Kes-kes baju kahwin x jadi...baju tak padan...mmg byk dh aku baca dlm blog2 org lain.. tapi x sangka benda ni akan jadi kat aku SEBAB????? aku buat preparation yang MAHA awal... tarikh wedding aku bulan Disember 2011 dan aku siap p booking kt kedai since Mei. Nampak? persediaan yg rapi dh d buat di situ. 

Bulan 5 tu aku n bakal hubby ( masa tu la ) survey la butik sekitar sp. cari butik yg ofer the best price with the best service. kami round dalam 5 butik then wat comparison. Stakat yang kami dpt 3 butik di kuasai oleh golongan separa lelaki n 2 lagi pompuan. hubby aku punya request..supaya aku make up kt pompuan. ok fine..kitaorg decide amik kat butik A ( owner pompuan). harga yang di ofer oleh butik A ni pun okay. kata owner..bisnes diorang pun dh lma.. dkt 15 tahun dh. So sbgai customer.. aku rasa okla aku bleh pakai ckp akak neh. Satu hal lagi aku x risau..sebab aku ni saiz jumbo XXL of coursela kena buat baju baru. so aku pun bagila 2 design yang aku cari dlm majalah n internet.. seyes kena cari btol2 sebab xnakla nampak cam anak gajah pakai sari. So ni la cth 2 design yg aku pilih..:

taken from : udaimatunnur 

source: google

* simple je kan permintaan aku??


sambungan....

Setel hal tu n byr deposit RM500, kitaorg pun move on la dgn life msing2.. setel hal2 lain.. dlm 2 bln sblum kenduri, aku ade contact akak ni..tanya kes nak fitting..dia kta lg sbln..tungu punya tunggu..nothing beb.. last2 lagi 3 minggu nk kenduri baru kol aku confirm saiz baju lelaki... ( eh dlu bukan dh bagi ker) rasa x senang ati mula menguasai diri.. masa 2 minggu sebelum..aku pun g la cuba try test... hasilnya....... mmg tak muat dan design memang totally different dr apa yg aku nak!!! alasannya... tailor tu kta patern tu x sesuai dgn saiz aku... memang *(&*&$&& la..tailor tu ke yg bayar duit utk baju tu?????  padahal design tu mmg paling selamat utk org saiz comel mcm aku. dedua baju x muat.. worst..baju pepel.. dia buatnya cuting duyung...      ( sesuai sgtla dgn peruts aku yg chomel?) katanyaaaaaaaaa nk bagi efek tinggii $)(&^%$#@@#%^&**()(*^ tinggi tp nampak cm dugong xpelaaa??????? siries aku marahhhhh sangat2 2/3 kali g try masih x padan.. kat mulut owner tu... tuduh badan aku naik.. hotak???? kalo naik..aku dh pesan suh buat besarr.. takke x fhm bahasa namanya.. d pendekkan citer.. baju yg merah( resepsi aku) aku pk2 okla aku pakai.. tp buruk okekkkk.. tp baju dugong ungu.. mmg sgt ketat ( sebab ada plak lekuk2 bodoh tu) so aku ngadu kt mr hubby sebab aku dh pk2 nk cari kt tmpt lain ( lagi 2 hari before kenduri ..bleh bygkan x cemana perasaan aku). mlm tu 1st time lepas nikah ..kami gado besar.. dia kata aku cuba nk besarkan hal kecik..dia kta baju tu ok ja aku pakai.. butik tu cuma perlu besarkan jer ( seeee???????) sebelahkan siapa tuuuuu??? hangiiinnnnnn. 

mlm tu jugak aku ajak dia p try lain ( esoknya kenduri aku-pakai baju merah cam hapa tu).. strategi aku..aku suh dia tlg zipkan baju pepel.. terbukti...x padannn kalo pakai nescaya aku jadi incredible hulk kale pepel.. so barula dia kta .." xpela ayg try cari baju lain..) bila aku nk cari tu????? bila???? arghhhhhh masa tu otak aku bergegar bak halilintar membelah bumi... Ini serius kata wonderpet.. 

tetiba aku tingat butik yg aku g sewa veil dan sempat aku jeling2 baju pepel saiz xxl kt sana ( jeling sambil try okek) so aku trus kol nyah tu.. n booki dr dia.. setel. lantaklah sama kaler ke x janji baju mak chantik .. 

pe yg jadi lepas tu.. resepsi aku aku nampak cam cili merah kembang...resepsi belah dia aku nampak vogue gitu. 

pesanan penaja utk bakal pengantin ( esp yg nk wat baju baru): 

masa korang survey... tgk semua baju2 yg dh siap dia.. kalo lawa2 ..baru book. kalo bleh tryla tempah baju tunang or nikah dulu kt situ. kalo korang tgk fasyen zaman mak korang bersanding pun ada lagi..lupakannnn walaupun harga dia cunnnnnn sgt. yela sbg pengantin kita ada bajet.. kaloleh nk cut kos.. tp dont put you life at stake dan dont play2 with wedding dress. apalah beza byr lebih rm100/200 tu kalo nk d bandingkan dengan stress yg anda bakal alami sebab baju jadi mcm s&^%$(. lupe nk ckp ..kt butik nyah tu of course la aku kene byr lagi.. takkan dia sedeh2 dengar cite ko dia nk bagi free... seee???? rugi mak nyahhhhhh..


adios.. hangin x abes lagi nih 






Catching up...

events on:
20/11/2011 - Nikah done!
10/12/2011 - my reception done!
11/12/2011- his reception done!

Now? back to my daily routine. Working my @^& out. Frankly speaking i am thankful to so many people that have been working so hard to help me with my wedding preparation. The events went well but of course been through a lot of emotional situations. Had  bad and sweet moments but i am thankful that these events are over. Lega aihh.


Somebody asked me the differences of being single and somebody's wife..for me...when you get married...

1- you have less time to spend with your family
2- you have to wake up early to prepare breakfast (i just need to cook rice for him since he loves to cook).
3- You need to ask his opinion and permission 1st before doing anything ( a very troublesome matter to me as i always be the miss independent)
4- your bad habits( suka gigit kuku..kentot kuat2..hisap jari kaki ( wujud?) will be revealed. ( smpai ble bleh tahan kan)
5- you cannot watch your favourite channels peacefully or you might not have the chance to choose the channel...he'll be on sports channel or even WTF eh WWE..you can join him and who knows you might adapt some interesting skills to be practiced later ( er..bacaan org yg berkahwin shj)
6- you have to stand with his bad habits as well..( kentot kuat2..sepah2 barang..lupa switch off lampu..kuat tido..kuat makan dan sebagainya <----tidak merujuk kpd mana2 individu ok)
7- you have to work hard to make babies ( bacaan org dh berkahwin juga)
8- you have to mingle around his family members..( his family is your family but your family is yours)
9- you need to know how to cook. the way to win a man's heart is through is stomach remember?
10- you have to improve your negotiation and communication skills ( very useful when you need his approval to buy something like..bags..lipsticks...perfumes.. don't we love these stuff ladies? )

these are some of the things that have changed --to me. I am yet to discover the beauty of marriage and yet to find the way to be a good wife. This is my new world and I have no regrets.

Tuesday 20 September 2011

Big Pretty....susahnya nk jumpa...

big pretty...i hate Megamall!!!!


Last week....That was my second attempt to find a shoe shop named Big Pretty..which is located at Megamall Penang. I found out about dis shop when i was blog-walking at http://lovelymisseyka.blogspot.com.That week itself..i asked Sarah to accompany me to the place..(without remembering the name of the shop). I assumed (tgkla perangai..) It is called Pretty shoes (hotak aku) ..in the end..we were not even close in finding anything...i wasted RM150 as i bought an old lady type of shoes @ Pacific instead..( I look like makcik) Another week...i read the blog again and dis time  not forgetting the name..so we went round the place...yet we couldnt find it...its so confusing..i really hated the place..and after an hour...still we could find the place...so again..there comes another assumption..."maybe the shop is closed..or maybe it has changed its name..i was so frustrated.

WHY???

for normal size feet...5/6/7... you guys are lucky..you can walk in any stores and tryout the shoes coz you know..you'll look good..they have those in your size..but for me..size sometimes 10 or sometimes 11.. going out to buy a pair of shoes is the most hated experience ever..again WHYYYY??? coz.. the promoter will make somekind of weird alien electric eel face when you ask for size 10/11 shoes...the reaction was as if you r asking them to give you their liver or kidney..(you got it right?).. so as a plus size person... still i want to look my best..i want to be beautifool too!!! who knows one day somepeople might say i got a J-Lo look..

My J-lo's version 

Real J-Lo
Source: Google as always

See...big is beautiful too!!! The inner beauty counts too okay!!! So I really need to find the place! My October resolution: To hunt find a shoe shop named Big Pretty!!!

Tuesday 19 July 2011

kenapa aku suka bilik aku

1- sebab bilik aku bersepah (sikit)
2- itu ja ruang dlm rumah yg aku boleh ubah suai tanpa ada org lain adjust kedudukan dia..
3- privasi...nak baring nk rehat..nak tidoq
4- aku bleh wat benda yg aku suka tanpa kacau org lain.
5- mudah nk berckp bila ada org kol..

cukup kot 5 sebab kenapa aku suka dok dlm bilik. full stop. 

Tuesday 5 July 2011

Stab Backers???


Have u ever experienced dis be4? A person whom you really trusted...actually been telling all your secrets to others behind your back? Worst still, she pretended as if nothing ever happened!!! Ef U!!!...

aku sangat meluattttttt orang gini...aku ulang meluattttt... mcm bagus sgtla kan... dier pun kata juga but dia punya part dia keep in silence mode. part aku je dia cerita kat unsub.... kaki kipas and kaki air-cond btol!!!!
 tak smua orang suka kita.. and x semua org bleh ikut cara kita... so respect!!! x yah nak sampai2 cerita..lantik diri jadi internet bergerak. xde untung sesen pun. okay rite..aku pnah x suka my x bos.. but... i have no prob working wif him. but nw.. a new person came.. and it takes time to adjust with a new working system..coz its totally different frm the previous one. org dumped sgala gheje almost at the same time..and yet others tgk2 ja. y not give it to them? sharing is caring kan.. bagi la kt org len sama.. so itu yg aku x puas ati... so aku cita kat kwn yg aku rsa aku caya kt dia.. but.... dia p plak kt ubsub..jadi benda dh jadi tak bes. n unsub pun dtg clarify kt aku..now i'm the black cat eh sheep laa...yela aku je jahat... Eff U.
but a lesson for me.. don't trust anyone 100%. save it for yourself. n i promise i'll never say a word about unsub to anyone unless i cant really accept it. but i'll type it here instead...

Saturday 2 July 2011

I take my job seriously!

Source: Google image

Aku benci bila:
- orang kacau aku wat keja
- orang tu emo tak bertempat esp hal2 keja ( g tido lbih baik ok)
- meeting panjang berjela.last2 satu apa keja x buat
-org merajuk bila org lain buat keja lbh baik dr dia wat ( please la g majuk ngan kaum kluarga terdekat ja
  bleh?)
- unsub tu cerewet mengalahkan hapa...tp bila tgk dia keja sloppy ja pun. 
- aku bukak peti ais kt pantry n..tgk2 kosong...even drinking water pn takde..(oii refilll laa)
- dia rasa dia pnya cara ja btol. Org lain bodoh kay..tak yah wat..semua bg ja dia buat. 








My E-Day


Date: 5 June 2011
Event: My E-day :)
P/s: pics yang lain ada kt photographer. ni mmg dari kamera hp yang sgt cikai. harap maklum.


Bilik tdo super simple. Cadar ruffle tu beli kat parkson ;)















hantaran yg DIY. Jimat tp comot ..huhuhuh janji hasil titik peluh mak nyahhhh..

KurSus Kawen

Cerita ni jadi masa aku g kursus kawen ngan Mr.J. kat hasani, sg petani. Awal pagi aku bgn semangat abes ni nk g kursus utk mendalami ilmu rumahtangga. paling bes pagi tu Mr.J sediakan breakfast..ayam & sosej panggang (patut la aku makin bulat). kira dh jimat masa la..tak kelam kabut. masuk ja tmpt tu, management dh asingkan peserta lelaki dh pompuan. kira ikut laluan lain la. lepas isi borang kami d bwa ke dewan kuliah. sama juga..lelaki d depan..pompuan d belakang. sempat Mr.J menjeling ke arahku. Masa tu apesal ntah..rasa romantik sgt pandangan tu. Kalau adik2 yg lom g kursus..kalo bleh g ngan pasangan..bleh jeling menjeling. bestt.


dalam dewan tu dilengkapi cctv.. ermm maybe nk pantau kot2 ada peserta curi tulang. Rasa cm lam realiti TV pn ada gak. so sesi pertama ceramah...kedua ceramah..rehat..n ptg sambung lagi ceramah.. ada la tajuk2 yg dia bincang.. tapi maybe its just me kan. ..aku hairan..kenapa ustaz asyik ulang perkataan :isteri kena patuh...isteri kena jaga suami..isteri itu..ini.. x dengar plak aku...tanggungjawab suami ...suami kena protect isteri..takde..serius takde. maybe penceramah tu lelaki so dia mmg tumpukan pd sang isteri je. tp ini tidak ADIL!. aku rasa rmai lelaki kt luar x fhm tanggungjwb diorang. jadi masa kursus gini ar nk xplain. abes bab tanggungjawab isteri..dia cite hal lam kelambu... cara nak tambah cawangan (bini muda) cara nak goda suami...itu jer . peserta mmg hapenning ar bile bab gitu. gelak ngilai2. tp bile pk perisian yg aku dpt.. zero babe. 


ada jga penceramah yg bagus. cuma x rmai. dn lagi satu aku rasa diorang kena sediakan satu checklist utk bakal pengantin. lam cheklist tu dia listkan pe benda yg bakal pengantin kena buat lepas abes kursus. ..
..kt ne amik borang..bila nk wat ujian HIV ..segala benda alah tu la.. semua tu terpaksa kitaorg tanya kt member2 yg baru kawen. baik aku suh kawan aku je kursuskan aku. 
x pasti kt tmpt lain cemane...tp kt tmpt aku haritu..mmg x brapa puas ati dengan content dier ar. bab pandang2 jeling2 n kongsi  lawak lucah..itu bes...berbunga2 (gatal). 


Tuan tanah (kiri) dgn member2 smasa kursus
                                          

Intro...

Assalamualaikum...

Sekilas pandang...

1) Blog ni =diary..tempat promote barang..& tempat lepas geram aku. I will use any language that I prefer ( ikut keadaan dan kesesuaian).

2) Cerita dlm ni adalah berdasarkan pengalaman atau gosip2 hangat yang di dengar sendiri oleh tuan tanah.

3)Tuan tanah adalah seorang anak org...adik org..tunang org (kini bini org) ..mak sedare org.. dan chekgu orang2.

4)Beliau menganggap blog ni sebagai escapism untuk lepaskan tekanan sebab kalo cerita kt orang lain ..lain jadinya tak gitu?

5) Beliau juga sering ditimpa masalah dan terpaksa berhadapan dengan cabaran2 di rumah..tempat kerja dan seebagainya.

6) Minat tgk wayang..dengar lagu & melalak sorang2 dlm toilet.

7)Tuan tanah tidak kagum dengan persembahan kreatif cikgu shida.

8) aaa lagi satu..tuan tanah suka kucing..MeoWWWWW

Sekian..

1...2...3...CHakkk

Okay..i'm an idiot!